P.S. You are a mugger if your main hydration comes from 1. Red Bull, 2. coffee (brownie points for Starbucks, double for 24-hour Starbucks), 3. the free-flow of drinks at some food outlets, 4. any drink that McDonald's sells. Also double points for drinks between 12 AM and 5 AM.
Printed in cotton with an exquisitely disgruntled coffee mug in front, this t-shirt goes for $12 and comes in Small, Medium, Large and Extra Large sizes.